Blog: David Fitzjarrell


208 blogs updated: 74 min. ago
Extended Engagement
"You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man." -- ...
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19-06-2017 21:22:12 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
The BLOB
"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?" -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth An interesting ques...
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24-05-2017 18:21:57 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Adjusting Things
"The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort." -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth Query tuning is ...
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28-04-2017 18:55:14 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
You Bet Your ASCII
"Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build a dam twelve feet high and six feet wide in t...
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07-04-2017 19:40:00 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
GrACE Period
The time is fast approaching where it will be three years since I was graced with the status of Oracle ACE, and I've enjoyed every minute of...
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05-04-2017 21:03:47 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
You're A Natural
"'Why is it,' he said quietly, 'that quite often even the things which are correct just don't seem to be right?'" -- Norton Juster, The Phan...
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31-03-2017 17:43:57 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Finding Your Way
"Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, please return it, as it was lost years a...
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28-03-2017 17:11:44 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
It's Private
"The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort." Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth Oracle provides two...
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13-03-2017 17:57:38 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Return To Sender
"The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between." -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth Recentl...
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02-03-2017 01:13:30 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
"Back It Up!!!"
"Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going." Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth In a recent pos...
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27-01-2017 23:35:21 David Fitzjarrell Oracle


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