Blog: David Fitzjarrell


208 blogs updated: 12 min. ago
It's From The Catalog
"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?" -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth Database upgrades a...
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21-10-2017 01:27:34 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Roll With It
"I know one thing for certain; it is much harder to tell whether you are lost than whether you were lost, for, on many occasions, where you ...
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16-10-2017 19:57:27 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Parallel Reality
"Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens." -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth The following question was rece...
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29-08-2017 22:35:46 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
That's Not A Latch
"They all looked very much like the residents of any small valley to which you've never been." -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth While...
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24-07-2017 17:23:39 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Latch, What Latch?!?
"I know one thing for certain; it is much harder to tell whether you are lost than whether you were lost, for, on many occasions, where you ...
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12-07-2017 21:55:04 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Extended Engagement
"You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man." -- ...
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19-06-2017 21:22:12 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
The BLOB
"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?" -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth An interesting ques...
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24-05-2017 18:21:57 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
Adjusting Things
"The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort." -- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth Query tuning is ...
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28-04-2017 18:55:14 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
You Bet Your ASCII
"Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build a dam twelve feet high and six feet wide in t...
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07-04-2017 19:40:00 David Fitzjarrell Oracle
GrACE Period
The time is fast approaching where it will be three years since I was graced with the status of Oracle ACE, and I've enjoyed every minute of...
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05-04-2017 21:03:47 David Fitzjarrell Oracle


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